Silly Goose Drivers License

$5.00

Being silly without a license can be dangerous! Get your silly goose license today and ensure you're practicing all silliness, goofiness, horsing around, and playful honking safely, legally, and ethically!


 Card is 3.38" x 2.12" (Standard ID sizing) fits most wallet ID slots
 Glossy PVC Material, 0.76 mm thickness, durable and long lasting
 Each ID Card is enclosed in a protective sleeve for a safe journey to you.

Next time you're asked to show your ID, pull out a silly surprise! Our durable, hard plastic Turtle's Soup Novelty ID cards are the perfect size to fit in your wallet. They're double-sided with unique art and quirky text on both front and back. Perfect for pranking your friends or the local bartender! 💳

Disclaimer: These parody ID cards are for entertainment purposes only. Misuse may lead to legal consequences. Purchaser assumes all responsibility for lawful use. Seller not liable for any misuse or legal issues arising from it. Buyer agrees to comply with all applicable laws.

Shipping Information

📪️ All shipping orders are sent from Portland. Items must be available in the Portland store in order to process a shipping order.

📪️ We ship via UPS

📪️ Orders are processed daily, and picked up for transit Monday-Friday

📪️ Flat Rate $9.95

Include a greeting card

Turtle's Soup

Silly Goose Drivers License

$5.00

Being silly without a license can be dangerous! Get your silly goose license today and ensure you're practicing all silliness, goofiness, horsing around, and playful honking safely, legally, and ethically!


 Card is 3.38" x 2.12" (Standard ID sizing) fits most wallet ID slots
 Glossy PVC Material, 0.76 mm thickness, durable and long lasting
 Each ID Card is enclosed in a protective sleeve for a safe journey to you.

Next time you're asked to show your ID, pull out a silly surprise! Our durable, hard plastic Turtle's Soup Novelty ID cards are the perfect size to fit in your wallet. They're double-sided with unique art and quirky text on both front and back. Perfect for pranking your friends or the local bartender! 💳

Disclaimer: These parody ID cards are for entertainment purposes only. Misuse may lead to legal consequences. Purchaser assumes all responsibility for lawful use. Seller not liable for any misuse or legal issues arising from it. Buyer agrees to comply with all applicable laws.

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